HOUSE RULES
- Relax, Have Fun and Enjoy the Experience!
- We ask that you come smartly dressed… Smart Casual, Dapper, Business Casual, Spiffy, Chic.
- Treat others how you’d like to be treated. For those of you that treat yourself poorly, please continue reading...Our staff treats our guests with respect and we expect the same in return.
- As part of the experience we do not offer standing room. For those of you who may have waited outside, we appreciate your understanding and we hope the weather was nice.
- We love that you want to bring your friends, but if you are the cat’s pajamas and want to bring more than 5, please know, we will do our best to accommodate but your wait might be more than normal and we ask that you let us know if there is more than one check.
- Patience is a virtue. Lots of love and care go into our cocktails and take longer than making a gin and tonic, we appreciate your understanding. If your drink seems to be taking a long time just tell us and we will try to expedite.
- Do not snap fingers or whistle at a bartender or server. They are human beings, not dogs. They are here to serve you but not to be treated as servants.
- We are here to serve and educate. If you’d like to learn more about what you are drinking and the history of such things, feel free to ask questions.
- Respect the place. Treat it like you are at a friend’s house, would you spit or pee on their floor? Well ok then, please don’t do it here.
- Please report things to a staff member if and when things happen. Things such as spilling a drink, breaking a glass or the bathroom needing some love. We attempt to keep a diligent eye on such matters but occasionally your help is appreciated.
- Our service areas are located at both ends of the bar; please avoid these areas as it is a high traffic area for the staff or you may be put to work. Never, ever, ever go behind the bar.
- Please keep hands and feet inside the ride at all times
- This one is an oldie but with a new twist. Remember the first rule...Please limit your politics, religion and covid talk.
- All of our drinks are made with extreme care and accuracy. When you ask to modify these recipes, such as asking for less ice, it could change the presentation into a different glass and change the outcome. Please note; less ice does not mean more giggle juice...We promise our drinks are boozy!
- Our bar backs and bussers are highly trained to ignore order requests. Please do not order from them because you will not get the result that you are hoping to receive.
- The large T.V. is for marketing purposes only, drinks, events etc. EXCEPT for the Browns Game (I know, I know) and Shark Week.
- Please don’t bang your hand, fist or head on the bar or table unless you feel like leaving. Also no hooting, hollering, shouting or any other loud behavior, unless it's for the entertainment. Keep it classy.
- Buying someone a drink is 10 times better than a handshake. Be kind to each other.
- If you buy someone a drink and they do not accept that drink, they do not like you. If you buy someone a drink and they accept, they still might not like you.
- No swimming after midnight...unless skinny dipping.
- No animals allowed inside the building, unless it is a certified service animal.
- No minors will be admitted. Seriously, we love kids and babies, just not here.
- Any guest that seems zozzled upon arrival will be refused service and asked to leave.
- Drinks are not allowed to be carried in or out of this establishment, and No drugs allowed on the premises.
- No sleeping, this is not a hotel. If you or one of your guests has had a long day and passes out you will both be asked to come back when you are reenergized.